Milking It

Milking It  
Day 48, 14:10

WELL into the second day of the master and servant task, Kate has taken effortlessly to the role of mistress.

"Slave, you should be checking the water before I get in," she commanded from the kitchen. Jade rushed over from the bath she had been running for her "master".

"Milk it baby, milk it," Kate commanded - referring to the bubble bath, not the role of master.

Desperate to escape Kate's clutches and enjoy the sun, the Bermondsey girl replied deferentially: "Anything else?" as she stood at the door, adding: "Last chance!"

This marked her downfall.

"Yeah, I'd like to get in the bath naked," Kate informed her, "so what I want you to do, is hold a towel around me."

Jade: Downstairs

In light of recent nude events, Jade advised against it.

Kate, taking the hint, replied "Tell a lie, maybe in my knickers. Can't risk it."

"If that is it then, I can leave?"

"F**k off now. Get outta my sight," Kate answered jokingly.

But Jade barely had time to move before the bossy performance struck up again:

"SLAVE! Slave, when you're running baths, don't be a cheesy quaver and check that it's not scalding hot so that my a**e is not gonna get burned."

Amidst laughter, Kate pressed on: "Please leave before I strike you with my wooden spoon."

Jade took the hint.